Welcome to Blunts n Sage — where high thoughts turn into high art. I’m a queer, Indigenous Canadian in my 30s who got stoned one day and thought, “That would look great on a T-shirt.” And then… I just kept going.

What started as a few hazy late-night ideas turned into a full-blown mystical mission: to create wearable chaos for the people who hex gently, vibe loudly, and never apologize for who they are. Whether you're a moss-touching witch, a cottagecore stoner, or someone who yells “YOU DON’T KNOW MY HIGH!” at the microwave, this space was made for you.

Every design is sparked by real-life stoner moments—things I’ve said, things my friends have shouted mid-hit, and thoughts no sober brain should ever admit out loud. Each piece is crafted with love, laughter, and a little smoke swirl of chaos.

🌈 Proudly queer-owned
🖤 Indigenous-run
🌿 Witch-friendly, weed-friendly, people-friendly
💨 Made with love, laughter, and just enough weed to forget where the scissors went

Thanks for finding us. Now go hydrate and hex responsibly.